if you won’t answer me
get me jesus on line
hallelujah
I love you so
walking the line in black
black is beautiful
and black
snow white
so are you
white
dear and prudent
like a beast
rip it off
tear you down
low and blue
I heard the blues
coming to get me
and my shadow
remembering your smile
12 comments:
You are calling VAT 69 automatic answering machine. Jesus has his brunch in nearby brothel now. Plz call later if You insist but... ah, he came back... just a moment... Ta dah! Jesus speakin, stop yer fuckin calls, this is no fuckin Red Cross, so fuck off you bitch of a son.. CLICK
Vat?????? Vat do you say?
No mercy at all, byääääääh(crying in Finnish).
It´s Pope´s phone where Jesus answers you fuck.. idi..
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Not in this & next world!
Didnt u know that Jesu is gay, oh boy. Must bee a surprize for u! Y know he´s been livin in Vatican ever since Colgate with these other chocolate machines, asshole fuckers & popes, cardinal sins etc.
Tell y da rest too. People askin why he not come bak and save the world. Oh boy, that´s simple, of curse cuz the place he´s been livin in sin all these 2 grant years. He´s a toy there and got so bad hemorroids that he just can´t come back. Think piiple lauhgin to that paviane ass.
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That´s to truth, only the truth and nothin butt the fuckin truth. Ahmen!
Amen to that...? Everything all right, eh? Some troubles, eh? Need a helping hand...?
No roubles, butt Jesu has, with that red ass of his. Y know we were schoolmates back in Jerusalami, and been changing email ever since that Pepsodent l. Colgate -episode - not so often - once in a century - i think. BUT don´t tell ANYBODY, this is a CONFIDENTIAL dentistr.. knowledge, whatever.
Nobody knows the trouble I've seen...nobody knows but...
No, I won't tell anybody, Reiska. Nobody would believe me.
It's unfuckingbeliavable as ny dear friend Ford Fairlane would say.
Sinulle haaste blogissani. Ellei ranskan kielen taitosi riita (uskon riittavan) se loytyy englanniksi peri haastajaa taaksepain.
Täytyypä tulla katsomaan, HPY. ranskankielentaitoni on kyllä aika olematon, mutta onneksi löytyy englannninkilinen versio myös.
Vackert och hjärtligt! Var kan jag skriva mitt nummer ;)
Hmm, Mikko, hit??? Men, jag lovar inte att ringa ändå...
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